I got a coke and banana flavored slurpee

My slurpee looks like batman

Dunkin Donuts has heart shaped donuts!

McDonald's has bacon double cheeseburgers. I think that's the best thing they've done since they brought back the McRib.

Anybody who says mcrib is a bad thing hadn't had it or is lying

It's Infinity! I love ppv days. What is everyone doing with those # signs? Is that some sort of code? #Tate. I might even get a match!

So much for trying to be raenius's replacement. That would've been awesome! 𝐄𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧-𝐁𝐚𝐚𝐥 and I would've been in the finals!

Flappy bird is my favorite game

I gotta go shopping before we go to the arena since those guys in the office cancelled catering. They're mean. I don't like Bob

Eggs, bacon, sausage, French toast, cereal, orange juice, milk, oatmeal and a piece of cake. That's a well balanced breakfast.

Ooh it's caramel French toast.

That was a delicious plate of French toast. Room service here is fantastic

I think I want second breakfast.

Second breakfast. Western omelette with swiss cheese and white toast. More milk, it does a body good

The room service guy is not nice. He called me a baggy dildo or something. All because I had two breakfasts

This supermarket sucks. Where are the Twinkies? Oooh, I love Twinkies

So glad to be home. Jack in the box has a tasty bigger with bacon inside. BORK!

I miss Gram's chocolate chip cookies.

Jack in the Box makes a breakfast sandwich made on a waffle. This guy Jack is so cool. Breakfast all day!

I'm hungry. What should I have today?