every commercial was “gamble your life away, AI will live it for you. We’re watching you”

So our government is basically like "no don't mess with that— that's a load-bearing child sex trafficking ring"

ai can never replace this because the only reason it’s funny is that someone took the time to make it

GREAT News Patriots! The DOW has just dropped under 50,000. We can now ask Pam Bondi about Jeffrey Epstein.

U.S. Health Sec. RFK Jr: "I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.”

Could you imagine if there were journalists whose beat was covering magicians, but they think magic is real, so they're always breathlessly reporting on the lady they saw cut in half.

Remember when Elon’s child had a medical emergency and his ex wife had to address Elon via Twitter cause he just didn’t care

Fuck ICE & Fuck the Goverment 1st amendment is kinda cool actually

Open-source game engine Godot is drowning in 'AI slop' code contributions: 'I don't know how long we can keep it up' pcgamer.com/software/platf…

Super excited this is finally announced. Can't wait for you guys to see what we have in store for you this time.

3 million pages of evidence of a massive child sex trafficking ring and this is what the FBI director is doing right now.

So you’re telling me THIS GUY fucked up an investigation? I don’t believe it.

US declared war on Iran...

“Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.”

Police officer is the only job I can think of where you can completely fail at basically every aspect of your job, get someone killed, and have absolutely no consequences whatsoever.

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