join the club. he may not have been the first, but he is the most midwest. therefore, victory.

“ where ya goin? “ the man called, raising an eyebrow.

midwest supremacy. funny accent.

/ yeehaw spartan can also apply to the midwest (in capacity) kansas is midwest and yeehaw af

“ oh, “ he replied, nodding and turning back to his shell of a weapon.

/ alien horse.

after a few more seconds of tinkering, he began to scrub the barrel, soft scratching filling the air alongside the numerous clangs of metal accompanying it. “ …you ever pray, kid? “

well, dutch has years on just about everyone serving so, naturally, he’d take up the old man role. “ sounds about right. i’m thinkin’ of takin’ up buddhism, what do you think? “ his voice was as casual as someone walking their pet.

“well, war changes a man. thinkin’ of that “ peace and love “ hippie shit. “ of course, he would most likely never pursue it… after all, he was the walking antithesis of peace and love, eh? “ i don’t know too much about it either, but it’s worth a shot. “

nodding, the elder began to reassemble his weapon, setting his cleaning tools to the side and silently tinkering once more. silence was nice every now and then.

“ are sangheili a part of any meals? lookin’ to “ educate ” myself. ”

“ so you’re telling me, ” he paused to put his hands flat together in front of his mouth. “ that you don’t think any outer colonies ain’t gotten freaky with their food yet? ”

his clasped hands suddenly turned into a stop gesture, his helmet tilting to the side. “ hey, who won the war again? was it the brutes? ” the man then set his arms on his chest plate, hands hooked delicately inside. “ ain’t gotta compare top dog to last place. ”

“ ain’t no frogs as big as those things, gunny, you know that. besides, i gotta prepare a recipe for the one time we get stranded in a bunch of their bodies. “

me when gretchen

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