NO CHILD YOU ARE NOT BEING BORN TILL YOUR FATHER GETS HIS ASS HERE. I WILL KEEP MY LEGS CROSSED GDI

Thanks Uncle Adrien

Going home today….GOING HOME TODAY

……she’s so tiny

I shouldn’t have laughed but I laughed

Adam is taking to being a father like a fish to water. It was his turn to get up to Dawn last night… Found him singing to her softly while bouncing her He was singing the Pokémon theme But it was still nice

Oh ffs Kay

#NewProfilePic I did a thing….

Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you you have a pet wallaby and I don’t know how to make this rhyme @eraof_CALAMITY

Heading back into the gym next week…need to get back into shape…drop some of the baby weight

Little dawn is 2 months old tomorrow….just started sleeping through the night

Stepping back in the ring to train….kind of scary to be honest

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Time sure flies. Dawn is over a year old now….blink and you miss it

Maybe I should visit Sin City Wrestling this week and support my sister in her mixed tag title defence…dip my toes back in the wrestling world And also spend time with kallie reznik

You’re supposed to say “thank you, so are you”

She’s going to be even more insufferable now I pity Finn having to live with her

…..that really makes me look like a shithead