Tupac wrote the book of rap. Eminem finished it. And lil wayne still can't read it.

Did you know if you scream "Bloody marry" 3 times in the mirror at 3AM, your mom will tell you to shut up and go to bed.

Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names, they smile and call you something more offensive.

How do people do their homework immediately after they get home? I need at least 3 hours before I can even think about touching my backpack

I hate when I'm listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I constantly think I'm hearing my name being called.

No matter how baddass you are, if a child hands you a plastic phone, you answer it.

That panic moment when you don't feel your phone in your pocket

An adult giraffe has a kick so powerful, they can decapitate a lion.

In Kenya, a turtle adopted a hippo that was abandoned after a tsunami.

Canada consumes more macaroni and cheese than any other nation in the world.

my friendship comes in 3 levels: 1) sass 2) insults 3) inappropriate sexual humor.

Senpai still hasn't noticed you...