Still one of my favourites

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Shoving te reo down ppl's throats one chocolate at a time 💙🤣

Oh my god 🤣🤣🤣

I need three day weekends every week bc I need a day of complete and utter rotting, a day of cleaning, and a day of activities

Good riddance @PritiPatel. You were an unspeakably cruel Home Secretary and won’t be missed by anyone with a shred of decency 👋🏽

When Huw Edwards gets home, do you reckon he can't stop narrating. "The fridge there, of course... a great thing for keeping liquid cold, as it has done for many years. The milk, a favourite of her late majesty, now... into my tea. A real atmosphere in the kitchen here tonight."

i don't care how boring my life gets i am NEVER watching Star Wars

the iconic creepy santa has been replaced with moody bisexual lighting, goodbye christmas hello gays

If nobody else has done this yet I'm frankly astonished.

If you live in Edinburgh🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿and want help these who were affected by the earthquake in Turkey, Memed Barbecue, Newington is accepting donations until Friday. Blankets, heaters, diapers, hygienic pads are all needed in the area. [Pictured, lovely city of Marash, reduced to rubble]

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the horrors may be many, but so are the joys

The word ‘expat’ needs to be banned. Either everyone is an immigrant, or everyone is an expat; end of. Tired of that word only being reserved for the lightest, whitest and wealthiest among us.

"The worst place for women she's ever visited." First to allow women to vote 3 women prime ministers 4 women governors general World's first openly transgender member of parliament 1999 New Zealand Parliament celebrates majority women MPs 2022 Legal abortion as of 2022

Memory unlocked

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Joey Barton stations himself near the checkouts at his local Tesco to make sure no females are attempting to buy Yorkies