One retweet. One reply. My time on twitter is done for this week.

OH: Woman to friend "I think this jacket makes my arms look fat?" Friend "Your arms are fat"

@probo85 I am a twitter dabbler :) X

OH "I think Wills and Kate are either going to have a boy or a girl"

@RodBoast *takes a bow* xx

@RodBoast Harrow Dad

Magistrate Nair's ruling so far is the court equivalent of "Previously, on Homeland"

BREAKING #OscarPistorius granted bail. BB

…atmyfuckingredtrousers.blogspot.co.uk/?m=1 My pleasure.

Stupid excited to hear Rebecca Davis on Lily Hamilton this arvo #proudlikeamommy

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Everyone seems to be pop psychologising about Oscar, so figured I'd join in. Will The Real Pistorius Please Stand Up: dailymaverick.co.za/article/2014-0…

"Ad Homonym: Watching #OscarTrial on mute when inspiration struck... "Rebecca Davis

Did Oscar Pistorius lie on the stand? dailymaverick.co.za/article/2014-0… I wrote about holes in OP's Vaal River story. Read it & see what you think.

@KDepledge I am patiently waiting for my welcome also!

@KDepledge Yay!!

Always embarrassing being caught at check-out buying just 3 bottles of wine & a roast chicken, like you're planning pre-drinks w Henry VIII

My book's in shops! Yay! Eeeeeek! More eek than yay! x.com/Eusebius/statu…

Yay!! Off Exclusive Books! RT Rebecca Davis: My book's in shops! Yay! Eeeeeek! More eek than yay! x.com/Eusebius/statu…

@RodBoast Whoop!! Exciting times Pops! Xx