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This Friday Patchworks Leyton in #LEYTON #LONDON - RITA SLAYWORTH steps into the ring with NINA SAMUELS, who as always will remind us she is the host & star of "THE NINA SAMUELS SHOW" on WWE NXTUK. Here's hoping for a show "Takeover" of Rita's own! 🎟 EVEwrestling.com/Tickets

Tonight Pro Wrestling EAST at Storey's Field Centre in Cambridge Women’s Championship Tournament 1st Round NightShade ナイトシェイド w/Cordelia & Tarquin v Beau Belles

I would not count on it.

Carrying on our theme of making things official... here's the 2nd semi in our Women's Championship Tournament. Jetta takes on The Diadem's NightShade ナイトシェイド with Tarquin & Cordelia in her corner. Can Jetta overcome the numbers? Tix: prowrestlingeast.co.uk

Important business, no doubt.

So, as far as I can tell over this ghastly racket, @The_K_Hansen also has no time for Pro Wrestling EAST's pluckiest underdogs - who have spent the last two shows under the boot of the Diadem. Let me assure Fight and Flight: third time shall not be the charm. Good day.

Still tickets for this. Madness. Less than a week away. Saturday 27th at Storey's Field Centre in #Cambridge. See who progresses to our tournament finals plus much more! prowrestlingeast.co.uk for tix

Tomorrow, the highlight of a smashing card, the hired help @The_K_Hansen and I shall decimate these flighty nuisances. Like we have to everyone who has crossed us at Pro Wrestling EAST to date.

Having to wrestle me tomorrow will do that to a person.

It will be after six, what are you, a farmer? Full suit.

Next Saturday in Cambridge, NightShade ナイトシェイド faces one of the country's best wrestlers in Charlie Morgan. She will triumph to become Pro Wrestling EAST's first Women's Champion and show the Diadem resplendent. Be there. Good day.

Tomorrow Pro Wrestling EAST at Storey's Field Centre in Cambridge NightShade ナイトシェイド w/Cordelia & Tarquin v #RebelKinney

This moment was distressing enough, now not only do I have to relieve it but I notice a bald spot…

Kindly delete this videogram. It took me quite some convincing my wife and second cousin once removed that I did not abandon her to be assaulted by NightShade ナイトシェイド. This video has reignited this misreading of the situation and is really derailing my efforts to sire an heir.

Hello. I shall be performing improvisation, one of the least meritable arts, at this event. Do please attend.

ONE DAY TO GO!! And the ‘Headline Grabber’ Murdoch 🎧🍦 is so (contractually obliged to be) happy about this, that he’s sent us his feelings in video form! Babel Art Live 10/10/23 19.30!

Come to this show tomorrow, where you shall enjoy my particular brand of right wing improvised comedy. Good day.