You work on the cool and helpful habits that I have while J W works on perfecting my bad habits

This post explains ADHD way better than I’ve ever seen it explained before.

I like bourbon but we don’t have a bourbon poster trend just a bunch of posters with canned piss water

Yep right on track🥴

Mosquitoes are really the only thing attracted to me

I’m curious about how Twitter feels. In general are you happy?

You can’t date me if you’re soft all I do is talk shit & will roast tf outta you.

You’re cool. But not as cool as Hank Jr shirtless playing the fiddle wearing a Rolex cool.

Got crapped on by a bird how’s your mornin goin?

This house is cold and lonely This place is just a tomb It's an old cruel reminder of the past That's what's left of me and you

I wonder who I’d be if I got the daily recommend amount of sleep

To all the people with happy little family’s I’m jealous so I hope you yawn and your kid sneezes in your mouth

This is a homie checkpoint. Y’all good?

If they can’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy!

If apple made a car would it have windows?

If you know you know

Jeff Bezos or Dr. Evil🧐