So sexuał attraction only lasts 6 weeks. So if you're still with them after it means you're attracted to them as a person.

The hardest skin tone to maintain is when you are not dark and not light skinned. Just between…..you don’t even know your skin tone sometimes.

no one talks about that struggle of being naturally smart so you never studied, now you reached the university, things aren't making sense and you don't know how to study😭

I'm going to romanticize this degree and my studies this year🩷🎀💕, to keep myself from going insane.

people with glasses are hot btw.

What do those ladies whose boyfriends are buying them iPhone 17 Pro Max, cars, and all that have that I don’t have? 😩

“ you replied quick ” Obviously i was already on my phone you over excited pigeon

once you get past my shyness, I’m literally the best person ever.

I’m starting to seriously believe in the theory that you never run into people again once their cycle in your life is complete.

😭😭people who are too talkative overwhelm me , not because I hate hearing them talk but because I have to respond

am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place?? like we can hangout until 3am but I’m still going home.

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

I’m too religious for normal people and too normal for religious people

i have tasted academic validation, i have tasted academic downfall, i highly recommend being born with generational wealth

University students when the lecture they paid for gets cancelled

Nah my gym is too funny man, yesterday a guy came with his own personal trainer and halfway through their workout another guy comes and just straight up copies the routines being done by the instructor and his client. Instructor got so mad he told the dude he has to pay for his

Kids are so unhinged. One time my brothers(twin) teacher asked one of them “who killed Abel in the bible?”. That one now pointed at his twin brother 😭. They asked if he was sure and he was adamant that his brother killed Abel. The other twin started crying that he had no hand in