sometimes its perplexing what people end up including in voicemails. totally get it, feeling 0 feedback about whether message is being understood, anticipating what follow-up questions might include. but sometimes there really are random tidbits thrown in there that are puzzling.

just noticed an email about something happening on "tuesday, may 231st" and it feels so true 🤪🤣🤣

how was the picnic? oh, you know, nice and relaxed, then someone choked and we had to do heimlich and call 911 but then they lived, and we hung out a bit longer before cleaning up 🤣🤯😅

Want to build delightful data visualization tools?✨📊🔧 Come work with me and my awesome colleagues at Hex ! hex.tech/careers/visual…

the other day, had a spectacular moment when put on music, using a suggestions playlist. song began, and kid asked "is this from hamilton?" ... "no honey, this is black eyed peas" 🤣

tfw trying to say something to lunch buddy without kiddo knowing who comment is about, so fingerspell name, but kiddo tunes in and can read fingerspelling faster than lunch buddy 🫣🤣

smh, tour guide walking prospectives through campus just outright boldly lied "now this construction that you see here is going to be done by next year" 😳🤣😭

i know if it's worth doing, it's probably worth doing late too. can't help but lol when i asked for something in april, followed up multiple times in april and into may, finally gave up when semester ended, and now received the file out of the blue in mid july

was at a small retirement party for a surgeon. know who the surgeon included? their surgery team members, the anaesthesiologist, and fav OR nurse ❤️def not the surgeon stereotype 🥹🥰

love seeing personality choices in email signatures. but putting name in asterisks- not quite sure what image that's going for? 'i'm sparkly'?

mtg scheduled to start at 12pm, i assumed 12-1 🤦🏻‍♀️ 12:35 announcement okay everyone, let's try to start in the next 5 min or so, we know time is of the essence and you might have other things sched this afternoon 🫣

you know your attending is a super awesome person when there's a scheduling mistake and no tech on site for certain test, and attending calls manager saying "well, can you walk me through how to run it?"

i remember learning at champ's diagnosis, if champ makes it to 12yo, champ will probably make it to at least 21yo. so proud of this kidmeister and making it to 12 with flying colors and setting sights not on 21 but well beyond at this point

will i ever get a reasonable answer when i send the question "why is this not a spreadsheet?"? no, probably not

someone gave my kid a gift of something we already had. kid was polite and didn't give away fact that we already had it. giver asked directly, and kid answered honestly (still kind). ... and that was end? giver did not proceed to offer to return or swap? why ask then 🤷🏻‍♀️🧐

nothing like having an event 9-11, with setup 8-9, and needing to spend 8-8:55 shoveling for ourselves instead, only to have snow plow arrive "for us" at 11:01 when we were closing 🥹🫠😫