I keep wanting Richie from The Bear to start smoking and screaming at people on Andor.

bum bag > fanny pack

Why yes, I am doing jokes about philosophy.

I know the World Cup is a big deal but I just successfully participated in a 5-hour silent yoga retreat without talking and that feels like maybe a bigger deal.

It’s controversial but I’m going to say it. America needs to work on their cheers/chants. England is much better at that part of the game. #USAvENG

Biscuits before bullshit is my mantra for the rest of the year.

I see the LI algorithm is working as expected.

Managed to have a conversation at the gym with another woman about the correct way of doing hip thrusters WITHOUT any men trying to interrupt and help us and I consider this a big win in 2023.

I think I just passed my new friend audition (as did she) and now I’m excited to have a new friend!

Seeing teenagers dressed in cosplay on the train makes me ridiculously happy. The drizzling rain is really going to help your man’s Joker makeup look even crazier.

I hate how excited I get when a much younger coworker compliments me on my outfit.

Just saw a van for a gardening service called Major Tom’s Ground Control and have never wanted a yard more.

I was told we were going to a “quiet” sports bar. As you may have guessed, such a place does not exist.

Happy 420, creatives

Did I even visit America if I didn’t stop into a Target?? 🎯

A teenage girl stopped me on my walk to the train to tell me how gorgeous I looked in my dress and my first instinct was to look around and see if I was getting pranked.