Alex Bregman and Kyle Tucker really about to have their best seasons ever huh

barefoot in the gym sauna is crazy

Thought this was a pizza bagel...

It's me millionth dollar argagagagaga

Houston Mayor, John Whitmire, has named April 29th Julia Morales Day. We are so lucky to have had her in our Astros family for 13 seasons! 🩷🤘

I think rockstar should gift everyone 20 million dollars in GTA 5 for this abomination

BRINGING IT BACK HOME. Next up: Game 7 🗣️

Happy Birthday to the GOAT!🥳

Happy birthday to the GOAT Houston Astros

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the real ones know this tastes nothing like toothpaste

Imagine reading this headline to someone in medieval times

that prenup is about to be longer than any book travis kelce has ever read

Thanksgiving poops hit different fr

The RedZone audio guy

Wait…what’s the point of watching the Pop Tart Bowl if they don’t show you the Pop Tarts before the game?

This you?