Of course, these days 'Land Of Hope & Glory' could be banned under the Trade Descriptions Act.

Aristeros, the Greek for left-handed, also means ‘better’.

An update from Hawksmoor Manchester.

Unbelievable. The contact tracing App that was launched in England and Wales 2 weeks ago...guess how many alerts have been sent out associated to a hospitality venue: 1 ... that’s it. Just 1

Seems the government doesn't feel an obligation to make sure poor kids are properly fed but it's ok to piss away billions on contracts to their mates and non existent services? Priorities eh

Pigs in banquets

He's a bit good is MR14 #mancbornandbred

Morata had a hat trick disallowed by VAR? Arsed, Rashford and all that. Manchester 5 ich habe ein energy drink 0 champions League it's good to be back

Oi Manchester United why are you making such a huge effort to ruin any little pleasures I might get out of lockdown part 2? Stop being shite yeah. Cheers

Laters Donald J. Trump you massive wotsit coloured gibbon

OOOOHHH EDI CAVANI 🏹

Bastard football team

Fred scores! Hell has frozen over and we're winning this.

What a sassy marketing technique, I’d happily eat there

Hope Mason Greenwood doesn't end up being one of those who gets away with it just cos he's a footballer with loads of cash. Pure scumbag behaviour there, deserves the full wrath of the law.

A degenerate Home Office A degenerate Home Secretary Priti Patel MP #Ukraine️

The fact that in the last decade Martin Lewis has had to go from 'The guy who tells you who's doing two-for-one deals or how to get a good mortgage rate' to 'Here's what you can do to get emergency help to stop starving/freezing to death' speaks for itself.

My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes have made me a laughing stock.

COMPETITION TIME YOU COULD WIN A 1 KILO 5 WEEK EXTRA MATURED SHARING RUMP STEAK… SIMPLE LIKE RETWEET & FOLLOW Lee Horsley Frost TO ENTER. GOOD LUCK STEAK FANS 🥩