I honestly just dont like halftime shows

Holy fuck Pam Bondi is actually retarded

Giving up slurs for Lent because the Pope told me to

Who is they

Realizing American citizens paid $175 billion in illegal tariffs and it’s being refunded to companies instead of back to us.

It has just occurred to me that it’s been far too long since Ive heard mr brightside

They have life in their eyes rather than the dead fish eyes.

Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless…

Does anyone have a cigy

RT

Giving up slurs for lent has been so unbelievably difficult. So glad it's almost Easter

Tim Dillon on MAGA: “It’s the greatest con in history, truly. To run as America First and you’re gonna take care of America and then turn around and go all of these things daycare, Medicare, we have nothing to do with that, we’re fighting wars. It is the greatest scam in history”

A Tale of Two Catturds

La musique que j’ai le plus de mal à réécouter, vrmt je préfère me taper 4h de remix expérimental de bruit de chantier plutôt que ce piano qui m’arrache le cœur de nostalgie en me faisant miroiter l’enfance que je ne pourrai plus jamais revivre

Niggas that believed Trump’s dementia posts and crossed the strait this morning

"the only time I know I'll hear David Allan Coe is when Jesus has his final Judgment Day." RIP Outlaw David Allen Coe 🙏🏻

If That Ain’t Country

The ghost of Teddy Roosevelt telling Trump to go into Cuba next: