Had a dream last night that I was fighting Vega from street fighter, in my old school’s music department ⚔️

I smell like when you sharpen a pencil

Listening to my uncle’s ceiling

That perf with surf advert is absolute dog shit! 😡

What’s the deal with jelly tots? They’ve made my tongue go numb 🤔 #rowntrees

Wow!!! 😯 Zac Hamilton was absolutely amazing tonight as Jean Valjean!! The standing ovation was well deserved!! 👏❤️ #LesMizTour

Had a dream last night that I was eating dog food Could still taste it this morning when I woke up 🤢

Spent a few hours last night naming different types of beef

I’m gonna double Van Gogh!!! If I have to listen to any more Alien Containers nonsense 👽😫

“The hunter has become the hunter” Tony Bellend #Knob

I love animals with tiny hands!!!

I fucking ❤️ Lewis capaldi!!!

Love that Virgin Media advert with the seal! #laser

Bumped myself in @Asda today! Used scan and go and paid for 14 pots of porridge and only put 12 in my trolley🙈 what an idiot!

Had a dream last night that Andre Agassi held me up with one hand and ran so fast that I felt like I was flying #WeirdDreams

My pal works with a stinking depressing bastart who keeps telling them sad stories... they call him the grim reeker!! Creased man 🤣🤣

Had a dream last night that I was going for an interview for a promotion at work. The interview consisted of a quiz about world war 2 🤦🏻‍♀️

I’ve heard mushrooms before!

#teamSPACEMAN ❤️

#Whamageddon