Shepard is now aware of my lurking. I have been comprimised

You may not think im online. I may not be posting. But im here. Scrolling Judging

Twitter keeps distracting me from other things. Like using the bathroom

*climbs out of lurking hole and stretches*

Huh. Must have fallen asleep in my lurking hole. What I miss?

Found this deep in my files. Forgot how it got there

Looks like i need to join the profile pic festivities *opens up MS paint*

I don't like this new twitter app look

I refuse to do this "make your picture santa" crap

And i dont even want to know about this gender stuff

*tumbleweed blows across the TL* how the hell did that get there?

Well, my map pack is done downloading. So im out of this dump

Shit. How long was I asleep?

apparently i passed 100 followers by doing absolutely nothing. yay me

Keep it classy, twitter

#LifeAdvice

*TL kinkiness intensifies*

*pokes TL with a stick* Did it die?

Phone: Someone just followed you! Me: Wat

*gets funky*