Is there a nice way of saying "get off ne now you are being too much"?

Dont think i have ever needed a cuddle from a big burly giant of a man more than i do right now!

Debby downer today. Some one dance for me

You know you are a smart cookie when you sneek your waterproof dildo past your ex husband and "go for a bath"

Straight up NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME right now!

100%

When you have to remind yourself when dealing with your ex husband momma taught you if you got nothing nice to say dont say anything at all.......

When you realise you havent eaten yet......... plate of mushrooms it is lol

Im going to fucking slap the next person to tell me "just keep smiling" Oh im sorry i didnt realise you could completely cure depression with just fucking smiling. Fuck off brain you just need to make me smile and it will all be fine dude.......

Can we just normalise fucking our mates when everyone is single? .... you and your best mate horny at the same time. Fuck! Get it out your system and move the fuck on. Why does anything have to change in a dynamic?

my ex used to be so short with me. it felt like i was pulling teeth to feel connection. i’d be so excited & jumping to love them, but i got nothing so i’d work harder to be loved & it was so shitty. i dont have to work hard or prove that i deserve love. i deserve good love period

Mothers day...... A day when you show mothers how appreciated and loved they are and acknowledge the things they do every day........ Instead a day i couldnt feel more unappreciated and invisible. Yay for me

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When people ask you how you are feeling and you have to reply and yea im good thanks, but what you want to say is the only reason i havent slit my own throat is cause i dont want my kids to find me.......