I’m on the side of twitter where animals are trolling themselves

all my fav things are pink

I want a Marathi bf

I hope the next time I have sex I’m in love

who up feeling like a bad person

There is no "Gender war". Men have been abusive for generations and women are finally refusing to tolerate it anymore. That's all

if he sucked your tits he owes u a mother’s day gift

and everyone was saying she must feel so lucky :(

there’s nothing in this world that I like more than cheques

Too much availability kills ur value. Don't show up for work on Monday.

date idea: we watch taare zameen par & cry & discuss our childhood traumas

bitch reply back I wanna fight w u

I wish rapists were half as hated as pornstars

drop you’ll fav vegetarian recipes, I wanna try something new

I loved you even tho I knew exactly who u were, so why are u punishing me for that?

tongue kissers for me pls

can’t wait to get my nails done

I can physically feel my testosterone & oestrogen levels dropping

ohh