Hey Grok, according to my tweets, which historical character from the past do I resemble the most?

If you were planning to learn Python to become a software engineer, you should stop that woke shit right away. Instead. Learn to sow polyester. We are bringing back sock manufacturing jobs from Hanoi, Vietnam for you to do. Short term pain. Long term gain. 👊🏽🇺🇸🔥

I would rather be hit in the shins repeatedly with a razor scooter than accept a LinkedIn request from a hot shot salesman

Better late than never! Happy belated! (Intersection may be open, but Garfield is still closed!)

Gretzky, Joey Chestnut, Ronnie O’Sullivan, Phil Taylor, Tiger, Arch Manning

Iron Press lady cannot comprehend that I can’t accept my clothes thru the driver side window

Mike 🤝 Mike

Me? My fondest COP memory before I got laid off in Q4 2025? Has to be when they had a mariachi band at the office. #CompetitiveEdge

Alright, which one of you is this?

So who’s the one in Midland driving a Wraith?

Friendly reminder, Mike is open for 2025! (And Memorial Day weekend, too!)

Fellas what do you do when you walk into a girl’s bathroom and she has a squatty potty?

Midland, Texas

Jokes write themselves

$4 million roundabout