Dont let me be drunk & I like you

waited 25 years to tell my mom this.

me googling the number that just called me instead of answering

having a roster is not a flex, who wants to talk to 9 different people at the same time? 😭 tf I look like? customer services?

i see this and i just feel at ease

I love when Black people say “there go your friend” and you look up and it’s somebody you hate 😂😂😂

I gotta start hiding my phone from myself when I’m drunk again because wtf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I hate the internet 😭🤣🤣

Ashton spoils me so much bro 😭😭🤣

Donte be spoiling me like that too.

my male friends spoil me so bad😭😭😭 that’s the reason my standards are like that. Because as a man, you need to be spoiling me.

almost any refresher.

Because we can give them back. We’re not stressed out like people that have them😭

Absolutely. That’s my family too.

Somebody finally said it.

being blocked by a man is so funny like ok queen

Energy is transferred. Gotta protect your peace.