Amy wanted to be remembered for her 'savage' woman in black speech, but all she'll be remembered for is the terrorised bum hole. 😅 #MAFSUK #MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSightuk

My husband : Ant does likes a ‘shacket, doesn’t he? A pause “There’s a sentence I never thought I’d say” #imaceleb2024

The new #RHONY is completely unrelatable in all the wrong ways. What a feat to make it alienating and unwatchable in so many ways. #bravotv

I can’t tell you how much I adore Mumsnet. Someone told a woman she thought an oat bath sounded like a great idea for her baby’s eczema and the mum told her she wanted to punch her in the throat and then the thread got deleted.

I'm sure I used to fit through here... (Photo PoliticalPics)

Go Warner, Bristol! #UniversityChallenge (I don’t know him but, from how clever that guy is, he probably knows me if I was a quiz answer.)

I’ve been on six trains in the last two days and there always seems to be someone eating a damn cheese and onion sandwich.

BBC2 Mary McLaughlin…we are HALF WAY THROUGH…we know nothing about Mary….and we’ve been told 3002 times that DNA didn’t exist before…it did. This is terrrrrrrible. #Murdercase

I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni

JD Vance in the oval office

I think I've finally worked out why I hate people who call themselves a girlie. It's because it's always preceded by something gross. "I'm an IBS girlie" "I'm a bath dodging girlie".

And this is what we call a bunch of judgey, stuck up, enabling ass-hats 🌝🌝🌝🌝 #MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSightUK

Being a feminist doesn’t mean that you have to be such an arrogant, spiteful, horrible bitch with a mullet #MAFSUK

Something for nothing: Tamzin Rafn explores the ups and downs of spec work --> ow.ly/nROS302c9KE #scriptchat

On a more serious note, we need to be loving on Grace and Ashley and the GOOD WORK they're doing. #MAFSUK

I had all my hopes on Grace and Ashley working and now this... LUNACY. People using semantics are losing the plot. He seems to be trying. Your turn, babe. Sorry, can I call you 'babe'? #mafsuk

Davide when he saw an otter IRL #MAFSUK