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@WellingtonZoo has welcomed a baby spider monkey - the first born there in 29 years! Come meet the little one and congratulate the proud parents 🤗 📸 Great shots by Keeper Cam and Keeper Courtney wellingtonnz.com/experience/see…

Loving the new roast Malthouse Wellington but the 7-30 pm last call when your google deets say closes at 9 is a bit on the nose!

There’s this guy on TikTok who does nursery rhymes in the style of his favourite bands and the production standards are insane. This Mumford and Sons style rendition of You Are My Sunshine is genuinely as good as a song they would release

Dodgy as Uber NZ driver picked up the ride rang us asked where we were going, said he’d be there soon, then cancelled the ride. #notgreatservice

Tabbye, tabbye, burning bright In my bedroom late at night What defenceless bird or mouse Have you brought into this house? From what sleepy snores & sighs  Brought such murder to mine eyes? With what paws bring you your feast? What the claw dare catch the beast? (Blake)

I’m very serious!

If your looking for an amazing family home and with an opportunity for self income look no further. It’s been an amazing place with many happy memories! but all the ducks have left so it’s time for mum and dad to move on too! realestate.co.nz/42403095/rural…

yay wellington… today was refreshing, and much needed.

not quite my style but Jamie Curtis is happy :)

Workers on the Millennium Bridge, by reducing the headroom of the bridge while they work, have triggered an ancient by-law of London requiring that a bale of straw be hung underneath to warn river traffic:

bear … Perry Lorier

Tail inspection at the Oji Zoo in Kobe [📹 tomoko_elephant]

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On the road again … well maybe not road but a nice day to be flying :)

I’m pretty sure i’m solar powered as this is how I recharge.

Get a dog, they said...

I played a tribute to recently passed Dunedin music legend Martin Phillips today, at Victoria Station in London. Twitter do your thing and help this video find it's way back to Dunedin. @thechills

The only thing cuter than a capybara is a baby capybara

⁦It’s been a long time …. Craig Box⁩ one for you :)