I’ve read 2 Colleen Hoover books and they were both awful.

Apologies to my husband who had to witness me get feisty after a woman hit me with her grocery cart multiple times…on purpose.

My daughter “so what do you want to talk about mom?” Me: “oh how about some quiet time?” Daughter: “ no, that’s boring” 😂😂😂

This announcer talks about Grady Sizemore just like every woman in Cleveland did in the mid 2000’s “And he is hot!”

At a local race today, my neighbor stood by the finish line yelling “don’t vote for Biden, back the blue!” I wonder if I should tell him Biden isn’t running anymore 🤔

I love how we get a tornado warnings and I get a bunch of texts about going to the basement but no one actually goes to the basement. Like “ehh, it’s probably nothing” 🤷‍♀️

The best cevapi and city chicken in town!

Shoutout to the mom in the school pick up line eating a hot dog.

My agenda today: • Vote • Drag Show • Abortion at lunch • Vote again • Sex change in a prison bathroom • Put tampons in the men's room • Cast some spells while listening to Taylor Swift • Eat pets for dinner in Springfield • Take "illegals" to vote

Making the jump to Bluesky. Follow me there, same name to make it easy!

The lights just flickered and my daughter goes “ooo look, maybe it’s a ghost.” No fear at all.

“Mom, do you weigh 5lbs” - D$ “Yep!” - Me

Despicable. As families grieve, Trump should be leading, not lying. We put safety first, drove down close calls, grew Air Traffic Control, and had zero commercial airline crash fatalities out of millions of flights on our watch. President Trump now oversees the military and the

Thank you for your support.

Thank you for your support.

Daniel Schneemann goes full Superman for the diving catch, sheeeeeesh.