I Need To Shoot My Phone

Merry Xmas 🐥🐣. Things Come & Go But Mostly im Cool

“you look fabulous” “you don’t!” nene leakes gathering kenya in an emilio pucci s/s 2012 dress by peter dundas during the infamous “pillow talk” in ‘RHOA: season 6’

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

i think i deserve the entire world and i love when people believe that too

People who get their earnings paid into their Monzo genuinely terrify me

need to be kissed. or Shot

Deflection♥️

just checked my bank account

Ok…. This is getting ridiculous

MY IDEA OF THE PERFECT THIRD SPACE IS SOMEONE ELSE’S APARTMENT. LIKE I JUST HAVE KEYS AND I GO THERE.

Sorry if I emasculated you I was spoken to like a grown man when I was growing up

twas the night before the cottage

Never not upset that the full name of that place is Sexy Unique Restaurant.

i should be allowed to know everything. i can handle it

#MUGMONDAY

(Laughing with a friend) so what should we laugh about next

i was so born in the right era