How can you all just sit around knowin there's SOMEONE that needs to be BLOWN UP!

Why I left Overwatch?! I BLEW UP those arsewipes a long time ago!

Nothin' fun to blow up around Talon though. It's all dreary. Not even fun to set on fire.

*he may or may not be blasting Something Rotten. Particularly "it's hard to be the bard". and that's definitely not him screaming the words*

@talonjanitor you're welcome mate

I wonder where everyone's at! Pretty quiet around 'ere. Maybe an EXPLOSION would liven things up!

*pours himself a stiff scotch and downs it like it's a shot* AAH! Feels great! *proceeds to repeat the process*

AY! BE POSITIVE T'DAY! KAY MATES?

I'm boreeeeeeed, and tired. Maybe I'll just take a lil nap. Don't have fun without me, mates!

// help me not be bored x.com/ow_maid/status…

*has spent the entire day lighting various amounts of scotch on fire* *what have you done*

*hangover? Bahaha he's constantly in physical pain this is normal*

Robots are fun to BLOW UP, y'know. Lots of parts flyin ev'rywhere.

WHERE IS EVERYBODY

Drive Read: tl.gd/n_1spe319

// pls i want people to feel emotions and help this child x.com/talonexplosion…