#MyWorldMemories Collapse of Soviet Union!

#thingsweallhate when oxen sit in middle of road blocking all automobiles!

@SimplyDazzy23 Sure. You are wonderful. #f4f

There is never enough #bacon.

Hello tweople. I was on hi-atus. But now, I am back. And I smell #grouper.

#WWWYKI When Wizards Wisely Yell Kinetic Interludes.

MR ZIMMERMAN WHY ARE YOUR CHILDREN NOT ASTRONAUTS?

There is only room for one species on this planet. Llamas.

@MrTweeterson18 I have a good solution for that. Don't wear any shoes! That's what we do in the village!

I #LoveGames. Especially catch sheep. Ping pong. and sausage eating competition!

@Yeaaa_ItsBISAA CURLING!

@gOTyodumbass But beating the bush does all very good. Except for goat hiding in bush. But then he make good stew!

So, I not know who Brodus Clay is. I look him up. He looks like best goatherd from my village. He never lose a single goat.

Rhymicist the Pharmacist. #BadRapNames

A six pack of seltzer water, a german shepherd and two left shoes.

#YouKnowAFatPersonInvented skateboards.

My Klout score is steady at 15. klout.com/user/Talltholo…

I #feelalive when I finally tweet again. And find my long lost goat Al.

#Firstthinkidointhemorning is feed my grouper. He likes cat food.