Met someone who doesn’t like sandwiches didn’t know that was an option it’s akin to being the first gay person ever

Windshield wipers on blast got my car twerking

Proud laptop in bed person in 2026

Exactly!

BREAKING: Iran announces the Strait of Hormuz is open to all countries except the United States, Israel, and their allies.

Happy birthday alcoholics

Me tbh

I will never forget they let my 16 year old cousin do my aunt’s obituary and nobody checked it until the funeral started. I am still crying RIP though.

Aw all the rich kids are out on their rooftop garage basketball courts and turf yards

Was certain this was lori lightfoot for the first second

Some of us dress like Freddie and that’s okay

she was real as hell for this

everything is wrong with her and she’s the best cat ever

Order your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting for?

hamburger help us

I’m coming out as a morning person

Smoked in my work clothes it feels like I’m covered in plastic wrap

Happy birthday stoners

Girl shut up