Can’t wait for the sun to start shining bbq for dinner every night out the back garden with my two wee lady pugs 😭🐾 (and shaun obv)

I could actually get arrested for how ugly the photos are that I send my brother, shouldn’t be aloud out

canny wait to be a big old 25 year old moaning bastard at cream fields, sore back sore neck sore shoulders hahahaha will be banging though ♥️🎶

😂😭😭😭

I can’t wait for me and Megan to be mums , the birthday parties will be LIT

2 x FLY Saturday tickets for sale face value £70 each

prawns taste like the ocean, as if you’ve swallowed a big gulp of sea water, actual ew

Shaun just says there ‘nae need in tuna’ 😂😂😂 love tuna 💖💖🐟

My only question is, why has it taken me to the big old age of 25 to get extensions, god bless Ali cone for converting me

Is it just me who’s not got a fucking scooby how to work tiktok anymore?

How annoying are the wee toilet attendants in clubs, like naw babe I don’t want a spritz of joop jump for £3 fuck off or I’ll end up buying the whole bottle

absolutely love looking back at my insta highlands and old photos, feel so blessed ♥️✌🏼💖

Loving all these female taxi drivers that are going about these days rather than weird men

Ibiza looks like hell on earth , maybe I’m just an auld wummin

£280 AT LEAST for an Olivia Rodrigo ticket hahahahahah

Selling 2x 999999999’s tickets for swg3 20th October #9x9 #swg3 #999999999’s

selling 2x NRG 002 tickets at swg3 fri 20th October face value NRG 002: 999999999, CHARLIE SPARKS, dm me!