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So, we're all supposed to just work the next 72 hours? 🫠

This cartoon. 🥺

It's unbelievable that this wasn't the end for him.

No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.

Sick to my stomach.

Hey editors, remember that soft apocalyptic novel I sent out that everybody just kind of loved but couldn’t see a place for it in the world quite yet. Do you want it now?

So the brain worm serial cheater who decapitated a whale & dumped a dead bear is gonna be in charge of our nation’s health and the chick who shot her dog and her goat and lied about meeting with Kim Jong Un is gonna be in charge of our homeland security. We are living The Onion.

Best thing in the internet today.

the onion buying infowars is honest to god one of the funniest things I've ever seen anyone do in my entire life. the more I think about it the funnier it gets. every detail I learn makes it more hilarious. zero notes, flawless execution in every way. bravo

Let the great migration begin. Where the sky is blue.

😂😂😂😂

My next novel Dinner for Six is on sub! All I want for Christmas is for an editor to fall in love with my story about a messy, hopeful bunch of singles on a group blind date! #WritingCommunity #editors #onsubmission Best agent ever Ali Herring (closed to queries) doing what she does best!! ❤️

Only in America do we ban TikTok before AR-15s.

We need you back.

I think having Pete Buttigieg doing a daily Dem press briefing on Capitol Hill is an outstanding idea. Make him the Democratic Press Secretary and give him a staff. I promise you the media will cover him -- especially the ones Trump just kicked out of the White House!

BREAKING: The 7,000 IRS agents fired by Trump and DOGE appear to have mainly been employees who worked in the Large Business and International (LB&I) division, which audits companies with more than $10 million in assets and high-income individuals. Weird, right? It’s almost

My brilliant agent!!

Thinking “Little Dog Snores” Should be a sound choice on the Calm app.

My husband has many gifts. Including knowing exactly which kitchen drawer to stand in front wherein I need something essential to finish cooking dinner.

Nobody cares about my baby shoes. open.substack.com/pub/carrietali…