James🔻 Supporting Hamas but not being able to comprehend doing an event with Obama is very funny

What the fuck is this music

彼氏のPCをこっそり調べたら、えげつない量のアダルト動画が入っていた。多少は覚悟していたものの、さすがにこの数は想定外だ。風呂から戻ってきた彼に黙って画面を見せると、すぐに察した様子。 「たぶん勘違いしてるな。大丈夫だよ」 勘違いもなにもないでしょ。 「俺はね、ちゃんと全部買ってる」

Theon Greyjoy and Jon Snow both perform cunnilingus, but from Jon Snow it's an act of spontaneous genius, for Theon it's the closing indignity after a chapter where he considers disobeying, killing himself and Jeyne Poole to deny Ramsay.

Interesting article

Backspacing girl and typing woman

Okay but that's not karma. Karma is why untouchables are untouchables and brahmins are brahmins. This is something else

Guy called me f*ggot at gas station. Jokes on him— I’m straight

One flaw here is the implication terrible writers must be reading a lot when nearly every day on this app terrible writers brag about how they don't read.

Idk why one would get so mad about a topic they’ve obviously never read anything about it.

Hitler, as modern-day Nazis commonly portray him, vs a reconstruction of what Hitler would have actually looked like if he had been a real historical figure.

I imagine this interaction happens between Duncan the Tall and Bittersteel, in High Valyrian instead of French, in the unwritten Dunk and Egg story where Dunk infiltrates the Golden Company

i think nearly 100% of the times i've heard something described as "high concept" they've used it to describe the opposite of what the term actually means

The Michael Jackson biopic has had the misfortune to land at a cultural moment when everyone is suddenly very anti-paedophile

Disagree. Just ban the accessories. Years ago, my mother gave me a black look when I asked, wouldn't it be cool if we could wear whatever we wanted? I still don't have that many clothes, I got my uniforms second-hand.

I think he was a pedophile, ie had a sexual interest in children. Did he act on his desires? That's up for debate, but come on. He was rich, this was in the days when musicians made money

What if Michael Jackson’s Dad beat his ass bc he knew he was gonna be a pedophile in the future, but he couldn’t kill him either bc he knew he’d make Thriller

I hate the faux-incredulity on here

Would the man with pedophile pfp be less embarassing if he had hair?