#THEPLAYERS

Easy. This is Newark NJ

The only A.I that I would ever fully trust is if Ask Jeeves came back as an AI interface.

This is how my manager looks at me when they are watching me convert a Word document to PDF for them

Jeff Hardy and Tiger Woods: Two GOATS whose injuries led to the wrong kind of percs of the job

Today, I celebrated my 30th birthday by watching my favorite team compete for a playoff spot in the NHL’s Eastern Conference, and I feel great!

Jaden “Riley Gaines” Ivey is gonna be a right wing pundit before you know it

Me to the guy working the door of a Frat Party trying to deny me entry when somebody who lived at the house waves me in.

Jesus waking up in the Shroud of Turin in the tomb on Saturday night

Luke Schenn in the Sabres press box when they need someone to get into the scrums

BREAKING: IRAN CALLS FOR CONFERENCE REALIGNMENT SO THE NEW YORK JETS CAN MAKE THE NFL PLAYOFFS

Chicago when they hear people are threatening their Pope

What I imagine it’s like being in the gallery at Augusta this weekend at the Masters

This has gotta be why Melania gave her Epstein presser out of the blue yesterday. Trying to bury this story.

Bryson’s post Masters recap vlog

Brady Tkachuk “first goal-scorer” bettors seeing him drop the gloves at the opening puck drop.

After 15 long years of waiting, it’s finally time for a Buffalo Sabres Playoff Game

Seth Appert trying to draw up a Sabres Powerplay

My favorite part of every #NFLDraft is when they cut to a front office drafting a punter in the 6th round celebrating like they drafted the second coming of Jerry Rice. Never gets old