Hahaha not a possibility.

Im now I’m the find out stage of the weekend.

Emerils at the airport was a needed win. Things are looking up.

They say eating hot dog takes X amount of minutes off your life. I am no good at algebra but sleeping on a pull out couch is more than X. Y are y’all here

Beef and cabbage stew Friday rager in the burbs. Bad day to be a corn bread

Holy scissor me Timbers what’s a goal 🇧🇷

There were 0 surprises on my Spotify wrapped.

#USA

That Harry Kane penalty 😭 #FIFAWorldCup

In The Front Porch Song did Robert Earl Keen leave a 25 cent tip or a 25 percent tip? I don’t wanna be mad at the guy.

Vacuum mondays. Vacuum to you buddy.

I’m in a hotel. And i have three streaming options. Netflix HBO and Tucker Carlson tonight. Terry Crews Camacho ‘24. #Buttfuckers

They know your stance on twitter ads.

I called steve and he didn’t answer. SMH i know he’s busy but damn. Crazy. You think you know a guy.

Every time i go to San Antonio it rains. Without fail. Downtown as a low key NOLA feel. I’m the street level but they could make the weather better.

🥹🥹

Go stars

Bean there.

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said today at the pre-draft news conference that "Drafting is not our problem, coaching is." (Via Clarence Hill Jr)

#bucciovertimechallenge why not Joe Pavelski for the fif