Is there a reality in which Elon Musk tweets less? He’s not why we came here.

Hear me out. Yes Fentanyl is a problem but have you tried kettle corn?

Just had my first child and my wife’s titty game on point. Ahh life

Can we cancel mistletoe this season. It’s a holiday on consent from here out ppl.

PSA Don’t drink from toilets even if they smell good.

Once gave a ride to kid on Lyft. Fucker tipped pretty well for someone with no job.

Pogo stick with a cup holder. Your welcome world #invention

OK Jags ... let's make this second half entertaining. I got a feeling.

Why don’t Santa’s fingerprints show up more at a crime scene?

It’s Game Time!! ##DUUUVAL #GoJags

Cowboys will always suck.

We all hate on each other for different reasons instead of loving each other for one. We are human

New pod is out and I need you to check it out open.spotify.com/episode/41tESs…

R.I.P Martin Van Buren your contribution to history eludes me.

8am eastern we play Say Your lines on Lex & Terry tune in !

Watched the Jacksonville Jaguars of delay today. So here ya go ... DUUUUUUUVVVVVVAAAAAALLLLL

I’m going to make an 8-hour Docuseries about Taco Casa’s generous use of cheese. It’s my Horizon. I’m staking my entire reputation and fortune on it. This is what I’ll be known for.

New character development on “The Late night radio show” tonight we tackle personal escape plans and self amputation. Links in bio. See you at 9:00pm live!

The KAOS Show on Bonfire bonfire.com/the-kaos-show/… Just got a bunch for listners