Hey ۟, guess who's not on the list 😏

lesbian sex is really scary because what if you both get pregnant

Me vs 100 busty latinas

I'd rather pursue your 'reer. 😇

Oh don't worry, you'll see enough of that tonight.

Jokes on her, she can't divorce me 'cause I can't afford the ring to begin with 😎

Get yourself a girlfriend who knows how to treat you right after a whole day of getting boiled alive at the range. (Bonus points for not using a crowbar this time around.)

I love carbohydrates, high performance v8 engines, and my girlfriends fat booty

Brother you’re a straight man on a naval vessel, you’re the diversity.

dudes want my girl until she got a attitude, yeah bro gimme my angry bird back