The weirdest thing is promoted tweets...in replies to tweets. No Doritos. We're talking about branding, not asking for a chip recommendation. Control your son Elon Musk

On a walk today, the sun bearing down and the wind blowing gently, I was reminded that I really wish people didn't have the ability to use cellphones while they drove.

How has this halfwit not chocked on an uncut chicken nuggy? Man has wild, delirious, episodes frought with unexplainable inconsistency yet still manages to choke down his medium rare nugs. Baffling

The double standard of Caitlin Clark vs Angel Reese from media and fans can only be described as racist. Full stop.

Some days I wake up with a clear sense of purpose and intent. Other days I wake up knowing the weight of others purpose and intent is going to be a whelming challenge for me to deal with. Most days the latter. Nearly all days, the latter. and I care not those latter days

Every team that is not Jack or any other savvy sports fans team that wins a cup or ball or trophy or handcrafted miniature donkey has bought that most elusive of items. Pure & Simpleton. Don't you forget it.

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3:30 today, we play at heartwood The Fest

Come on Green Day, pay it forward for old man

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be there because I can't be

This just in: According to any journalist or chump with an opinion, every prospect newly selected to potential play for a professional team "took the long route" to get there.

“Scandal aside” perfectly sums up hockey culture

You up? The Heisman Trophy 🏆

The Democratic Party is led by the politician equivalent of the dad who went out for cigarettes and never came back

we are doing an /r/indieheads AMA wednesday 🫡 poolkids.ffm.to/redditama

"political stuff" read: being good people

Marc out here always getting blown up for someone elses lack of control. smh

There’s actually a reason for this, but you’re not going to like hearing it.