Hey Google I was just trying to figure out why they're called "12", you don't gotta call me a pedophile, wtf

Anyone else feel like all this ICE and martial law stuff is literally just to get people to stop talking about the Epstein list long enough to forget it? Like, dude is going full dictator to get people to forget he spent decades abusing kids

Who had a better glow-up in the past 100 years: witches or werewolves?

Born too late for affordable housing and education Born too early for gene editing to make people into their fursonas Born just in time to remember 9/11 but think it was an action movie our teacher decided to put on for us in the third grade for some reason

Oh, cool, we've reached the "government is literally directly comparing 'undesirables' to a plague of vermin" phase of this whole thing. Definitely cool and normal and not concerning at all.

Someone could write an entire documentary about the "comedy drain" from American conservativism. Like, how did we go from Jeff Foxworthy, Home Improvement, and King of the Hill to "don't you hate when pronouns?!" It's like all the comedy just turned into anger and bitterness.

How much do you think we'd have to pay Bill Clinton to tweet out "I did not have sexual relations with that man"?

usun.usmission.gov/explanation-of… forget Trump Derangement Syndrome, this is straight up Trans Derangement Syndrome. Imagine calling "protecting humanitarian aid workers" performative nonsense and then pivoting to "a 12 year old wants to play soccer on the wrong team"

My gay ass when someone quotes Leviticus at me: "oh cool, what's your stance on immigration?"

thehill.com/homenews/admin… damn, what is in those files that's got him THIS desperate to get people to stop talking about them?

Hey Walmart, mind explaining why you've got an extremely well-known neo-Nazi dog whistle on your front page? And I don't want to hear anything about coincidence, basically every other price on that same page ends in a 99 or 97.

I swear it's like everyone who's mad about the Isabelle mod has just...never been online before. How are there still people just now finding out about furries (through this of all things) like a month after Zootopia 2 released?