C. Michael Gibson MD(@CMichaelGibson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There was a long line in the drive through last night

The cashier kindly said “Sorry for the wait”

I replied “Sorry for my weight”

They didn’t get my and just sheepishly smiled and handed me the bag

There was a long line in the drive through last night

The cashier kindly said “Sorry for the wait”

I replied “Sorry for my weight”

They didn’t get my #dadhumor and just sheepishly smiled and handed me the bag 

#cmgsays
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Mike🌻(@Antidote4BS) 's Twitter Profile Photo



This rendition of 'Stop Draggin' My Heart Around' just never sold like the original.

Sorry. I'll be leaving now.

#DadHumor

This rendition of 'Stop Draggin' My Heart Around' just never sold like the original.

Sorry. I'll be leaving now.
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UpperThumb(@GreatLakeHits) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🤣😂 Looking for a good laugh? Check out these 8 hilarious dish towel verses that will have you rolling on the floor with Dad humor! 😆👨‍👧‍👦 Who knew kitchen towels could be so entertaining? 🤪🍽️ dlvr.it/T5bFrf

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