#Fartman inc exploding colostomy bag

i need this in my life

My mate just got sacked from his local Hospital Radio.

He only introduced his next track as:
Don’t stand so colostomy.

🤷‍♀️

Spray tan for the win👙
#spraytan #donewiththesun #spraysafe #tanning #tantime #factor30 #factor50ontheface
#theonlyplasticonmeismybag #colorectalcancer #coloncancer #bowelcancer #bowelcancer survivor #colostomy #colostomy bags #colostomy bag #bagforlife #bagoflife #bagpositivity

🚨🚨Reminder has the Biden admin said yet why hospice Joe wears a colostomy bag?

Swimming after #stoma surgery can be a daunting experience. You may be worried about your bag leaking or coming off.

You can find our guide on swimming when you have a stoma here ow.ly/6tmu50RliT6

A huge congrats to Louise Thompson for conquering this step! 👏

Are you looking for additional support and advice on managing your stoma? Why not attend this health and wellbeing event in Canterbury on Saturday the 27th of April! You can also take this opportunity to say hi to us 💜

✉️ [email protected] 📞 01233 616646

After a year of silence and anger betwee my youngest daughter and i (she ran away from home then chose to live with a foster parent) we are talking again, i got to see her today and we hugged more than once. I missed her so much

New blog “what a time to be alive” read it at gladragsandbags.org

#colrectalcancer #bowelcancer #coloncancer #cancersurvivor #colostomy #colostomy bag #postcancerthriver

Just a stage 4 colorectal cancer survivor with a colostomy enjoying life. #CancerJourney #BeatingCancer #OstomyLife #Colostomy #CancerFree #ColorectalCancer #GetAColonoscopy

GOOD ADVICE OF THE DAY: If you are ever challenged to a fight by John, be sure to check that his colostomy bag has been emptied first.

You don’t want to rupture a full bag of feces and get the contents of the bag sprayed on you.

Or spaghettios with meatballs

Robert Sepehr Stephen King I think he has a colostomy bag though.

Have you seen our Anatomy Aprons?
A fantastic teaching tool for #stomacare nurses to educate people about the various kinds of stomas...or maybe you'd just like one for yourself!
colostomyuk.bigcartel.com/product/anatom…

#Stoma #SCN #colostomy #ileostomy #urostomy #hemicolectomy #colectomy

my colostomy bag is full of coffee and my gfs pee

Ah hah! John needs 6 connecting flights in order to empty the colostomy bag.

'a Louis Vuitton colostomy bag'

Woohoo discharge from my bladder / bowel team 🥰. (This doesn't mean I'm fixed, it just means I'm stable).

The interventions we put in place over 12 months ago have meant I haven't needed a colostomy bag (which is the last option available to me).

We need more Milton Friedmans

A massive Good Luck to our fundraisers running in the #Londonmarathon ! Rory Burchett, Sian Thomas and Gavin Cousins 👏

We’ll be cheering you all on to that finish line! 🏁