Trying to get w/ this girl on Grailed who's been selling me Japanese denim on the low, but she says it would be weird being with a guy with the same fashion sense, waist size & leg proportions as her ex who beat the shit out of her. I explain that I'm more psychologically abusive
I love & hate women more well-read than I, for while it is a nobler debasement than having high bodycount, their mind is a tomb haunted by lingering thrusts of authors who left their hot linguistic seeds to cohabit inside her, & now I must compete against their neural fortresses.
Who's this guy who keeps switching windows and what does he do? He seems relaxed when Bibee is pitching but deadlock stares at Flaherty when hes out there. #STLCards
Smoking a cig works phenomenally as a bug deterrent. I suspect it also shields oneself from pests of a more spiritual variety, as schizophrenics are overrepresented in the chainsmoking populace using it as self medication. Tobacco's also smoked before/during many shamanic rituals
'Oh no husband you're losing touch with schizo-zeitgeist. Here smoke this traditional crystal power medicine in glass pipe' 'Good idea... Yeeaaah i'm back! Racism is lindy. Astrology is real ur all just doing it gay. Let's make a TikTok where I dangle u from a 12th story window'
Ever Present, the squirrel, launched himself into the birdbath this afternoon. Typically, they just sit on edge with front feet in water. This is new for him 😁
I came as soon as I heard. Then I confronted the feelings of shame as I cleaned myself up in the bathroom of a Starbucks I was parked outside of using their wifi to watch womens tennis on my tablet. After that & a java mint frappuccino, I drove straight here. Sorry for your loss.
I have bad news & good news. The bad news is u may be confused by the good news. The good news is I have no news, which they say is good news. I like to push ur emotions on a swing like a father does for his child, a prop in the theater of my life, the only woman I've ever loved.
Of course that's your contention. Ur a vacuous soldier of the thrift store gestapo who knows nothing of art & sex u couldnt find in any underground fashion magazine, adhering to a set of tastes set by an unseen panel of pseudobohemian judges. Wanna smoke a cig on the fire escape?
