It’s #NationalLimerickDay today. Here are four imperfect ones.

'What'd I say? My limerick has the same words I hear you use every day.' 😹😻
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An English lass and a Scot to his core,
Arrived in the Colonies for a life of more.
Mated for life,
The Scot & his wife,
Are once again going off to war.

#NationalLimerickDay #Season7 #Outlander

Matt Chorley There once was an MP called Starmer
Who performed a self-righteous drama.
Caught out over curry,
Facedown in the slurry,
His career’s now with the embalmer.

Times Radio #NationalLimerickDay

There once was a lady called Bertie
Who rescued the broken and dirty
She’d sand them for hours
Then paint them with flowers
But cried coz “the sandpaper hurty” !!!!! 😫

It’s the best I can do ...... creative license with the last word 😂 #NationalLimerickDay

There once was a beautiful rose. Despite intervention from me it still grows. It’s smell is divine, Sends shivers up my spine, And greenfly straight up my nose #NationalLimerickDay #ThrowbackThursday #roses #RoseADay

Moley’s limerick for Captain James Cook:
“As Captain Cook sailed out of Whitby
He said “T’weather it sh*t be
But wi’ shape of this Bark
It’ll all seem a lark
When t’ship with t’swell it be hit be”
#NationalLimerickDay
#Furrybards

There once was a quilter named D
Who dreamed of a cloth buying spree
Fat quarters and more!
Yards of fabric galore!
(Dear reader, that quilter was me) 

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The Complete History Of Jersey (in just under 10 minutes)’ in celebration of this year’s Liberation Day. Produced by us in collaboration with John Henry Falle with the support of the Government of Jersey as part of the Island Identity Project. 🇯🇪🇯🇪🇯🇪

WATCH IN FULL! bit.ly/3sig4B5

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There once was a poet from Jersey
Who tried in 10 minutes to survey
The earliest rocks
To the Pandemic’s shocks
And finish it one second early #NationalLimerickDay

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There was a young toddler called Rory,
Who enjoyed nothing more than a story,
Of Daleks and fun,
Playing out in he sun,
And exterminating the occasional Tory.
#DoctorWho

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An English student, Delores
Completely consumed a thesaurus
She struggled for ages
But ate all the pages
And now her vocab is colossal, huge, gigantic, massive, vast, immense, prodigious, large, sizeable, tremendous, extensive, considerable, enormous

There’s a coach that’s available, his name is Trotz
I know, cause I read it on 32 Thoughts
The #NHLJets need a new one
Their season is done
But if they want him, they’ll need to pay lots

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Omg nearly missed #NationalLimerickDay
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The end of MS is in sight,
If we first chill out those blood cells white,
And keep axons alive,
And help myelin thrive,
With happy oligodendrocyte(s).
Soznotsoz #StopMS

When the candles go BOOM
our 🚀 will MOON.
While markets may CRASH
safe is our STASH.
And hedgies can choke on our FUMES.

~ It’s cheesy but I HAD TO, it’s #NationalLimerickDay 😬

Here is the $AMC SI from Ortex.
Max Pain @ $12-14

#AMCtothemoon 🚀
#AMCSTOCK 🚀

Writing limericks is a challenge for me. Here’s my contribution for National Limerick Day. #poem #poetry #reading #quilting #sewing

There was a quilter named Sue
Whose sewing machine did spew;
Tangled thread and oil,
Which was not the goal,
So she pieced using super glue.

There once was a girl with a book
Who wanted an agent to look
She was so weary
She didn’t want to query
But thanks to The Shit No One Tells You About Writing she worked on her hook!
#NationalLimerickDay #WritingCommunity

There once was an MP called Ange.
Who kept showing Boris her flange. But he wasn’t keen.
Wasn’t sure where it’s been.
As she’s not fussy about who she bangs. #NationalLimerickDay

A fella called Alistair Jones
Has ‘RUNNER’ writ large through his bones
But when not pounding roads
With his poems and odes
He brightens the day through our phones 😊
#NationalLimerickDay
Dave Jones UKRunChat #UKRunChat

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There was a 'young' lady called Lynne,
Who worked really hard with a grin.
She looked for the errors
Giving authors the terrors,
But the money they paid was a sin!

CEO Michael Lohscheller shares an important message to #NKLA stockholders urging them to vote FOR each proposal for the Annual Meeting on June 7, 2023.