Stephanie Brown
@meow2you
Where am I? This isn't the DMV. I made a wrong turn somewhere. How do I get out of here?
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20-07-2010 20:14:46
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Only Mrs. Stein can call him by his full first name. The villagers quickly found this out. ππ€£π¬π
#NationalFrancisDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'Hi! Are the priceless tennis balls in my safe deposit box federally insured in case of theft?' ππ€£ππ€
#InternationalDayOfBanks
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
Let's hope that Lizzie makes more than one cookie for everyone in the household. πΉππΉπ
#NationalCookieDay #CatsAreFamily
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
Scott did his victory dance after winning the big race. He's no cheater; just a very fast cheetah. ππ
#InternationalCheetahDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
In today's episode of The Kitten Trap, twins, Nora and Cora, switch places for the big math test. πΉπΉπΉπΉ
#NationalSockDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
Simon waits for the 10 pairs of sweat socks he ordered so he can fit into his shoes. πΈπ€πΈπ
#WearBrownShoesDay #CatsOnTwitter
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
Redd decided to throw a party. He finally finished paying off the mortgage on his house. ππππ₯΄
#NationalRoofOverYourHeadDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'I'm here to ask you not to put raisins in the green bean casserole this year.' π»πΉπΈπ€’
#NationalGreenBeanCasseroleDay #Cats
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'I'm making a wooden crate for all the catnip toys you'll be giving me this holiday season.' πΈππΈπ
#CrateDay #CatsAreFamily
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
After being tossed out of the ice cream shop, Max left them a gift. You can almost hear him laughing. πΉπΉ
#NationalMakeAGiftDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
You can always tell when Molly gets a bright idea. She lights up the whole room. πΈπΉπ
#CandleDay #CatsOnTwitter
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'This isn't a headlock. I'm hugging you around the neck as hard as I can. Bob? Bob?' πΉπ»πΉπ»
#LetsHugDay #CatsOfTwitter
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'Shouldn't have eaten all those tacos. Gotta get to the drugstore for something to settle my stomach.' πΉπ₯΄
#WorldPollutionPreventionDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ
This crow knows you have to pick corn at its freshest to make the best corn fritters. ππππ
#NationalFrittersDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
Doubters said their May/December romance would never last. It's December and they're picking out china. πππΈ
#NationalMuttDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
Kitty blushed when her date told her the sweater vest brought out the pink in her ears. π»πΈπ»
#InternationalSweaterVestival
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
Bartender Kitteh's customer needed help to get the glass off his head. Where's the butter?πΉπΈπΉ
#NationalBartenderDay #Caturday
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
I wish I hadn't skipped school the day they were teaching everyone how to spell 'school'. π€£π€π€£π₯΄
#NationalSkipSchoolDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'Tom, you need to get your eyes checked. You misspelled 'mouse'. Also, I'm not made of chocolate.' π€πΉπ
#NationalMousseDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'See! I can have a butterfly as a pet. I didn't even try to eat him. I'll call him Marky.' πΈπΉπ»π
#NationalMasonJarDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat β€οΈπΎ Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T