Two weeks of semen retention today.

Half day at work to play a quick 18 with Pops.

They don’t know this could be peak. *Neighbors son home alone tonight 20 of his friends*

Watch out Charlotte, stepping out with my black queen.

Was just informed my boy cooked ribs on the blackstone this week. The picture looked like a Bratwurst

Mom is #noticing

6 years ago today. I did in fact not get any anal after this.

First time in the privateers deck ✅

He plays golf and understood the skull flop

Took a day and a half off for the Pirates tn. Tee time is booked for tomorrow. #Piratesby90

Split $28 worth of candy with the roommates and only got two fucking trick or treaters.

Most over rated holiday Just got asked to be a groomsman M’Lady is in charlotte with her college freinds

1. Get closer to God 2. 4.0 semester GPA 3. Break 90 4. Smoke less pot 5. Find a lady 6. Don’t become an alcoholic 7. Better friend 8. Improve personal wellness

The foot rest is life changing for leg pain as a short king

Sunday shopping with wife and a key lime pie gose

So fucked and none of the toilets flush.

Heading to 18 tied up on the 2v2 scramble