The honor is all ours. Dungeons & Dragons Movie: Honor Among Thieves arrives March 2023.

Jon Stewart just now: Republicans “haven't met a war they won’t sign up for and they haven’t met a veteran they won’t screw over.”

Yikes

TheRingsOfPower From Middle-earth to a galaxy far, far away... #YouAreAllWelcomeHere

So satisfying to see fact-checking in real-time. #MoreOfThisPLEASE

I can't believe we live in a time where there are episodes of a Lord of the Rings prequel and a Game of Thrones prequel coming out the same week, every week. When I was growing up there was nothing but sitcoms and police procedurals. Ok, I'd watch a fantasy procedural though.

The problem is that canonically Ariel’s bottom half is cod, whereas in this new trailer she appears to be half mahi-mahi—yet another example of the Left’s “woke” anti-whitefish agenda.

First: I’m pardoning all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession. There are thousands of people who were previously convicted of simple possession who may be denied employment, housing, or educational opportunities as a result. My pardon will remove this burden.

"D&D Movie has Scheduling Problems, Will Try Next Month" Okay, now that's a power move to prove you understand the IP.

A Brief History of Kids Today Are Spoiled 🧵

A block of House Republicans should get together with Democrats to pick a speaker to run a coalition government, which will moderate the House and marginalize the extremists.

I don’t understand why curable blindness is a thing. Why don’t governments step in and help? Even if you’re thinking purely from a financial standpoint it’s hard to see how they don’t roi on taxes from people being able to work again.

Y'all, I found it: The single greatest post EVER

So, inspired by Hank, we are in fact submitting Game Changer for an Emmy. If you're an academy member, or know any academy members, please consider giving us your vote and/or spreading the word about our silly little show! 🙏🗳️ #emmyforgamechanger

From this week's Dropout newsletter🙏 #EmmyForGameChanger

Somebody finally said it... #StarTrek

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

You may have heard the term “Project 2025” floating around, and you may even have cracked open the 900+ page document yourself, only to see a lot of kind of bland, policy-wonk text. So let me crack through the policy-speak and tell you WTF is in this document.