I can’t believe this happened fr

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues like come on man .I thought we were past this

I just b eatin at a restaurant hoping they got Apple Pay at the end of this shit

A nasty heel doesnt need an extravagant dress btw

It could be worse. I could be 26.

He needs to post it like a manifesto LMAO I will read it

Someone get Huda a blotting sheet and pressed powder PLEASE #LoveIsandUSA

Austin lowkey got brain damage idk #LoveIslandUSA

Clark & Taylor is going to prom

whenever someone calls me standoffish or intimidating i agree bc yeah i actually don’t want you to talk to me

and if i say p*p*ya kinda losing me… are y’all walking with me or no

You’ll finally accept that you’re burnt out at work and that’s when u start seeing on the tl “IF you got a job HOLD ON TO IT, ITS ROUGH OUT HERE” like dude

“The Grande Dame has exited the clankity clank, and now I’m ready to sing sing”

One of my coworkers put in our team chat “Taylor and Travis are engaged” My response: What department are they in?

Honorary degrees irritate me. No celebrity, in my opinion, Deserves one. College is demanding, requires a lot of sacrifice and commitment, and can be expensive for some. College kids aren't receiving Grammys or Emmys so why do actors and musicians receive degrees??!

Forbes has recognized Howard University as the #1 HBCU in the nation for the second year in a row, according to its 2026 America’s Top Colleges rankings. The annual list showcases 500 colleges “that produce successful, high-earning and influential graduates from all economic

even bgc don't get me this tight and those bitches were soldiers of satan

Clarke dead to me too cuz she’s always mute until it’s time to cackle at another woman’s expense

she does. no man would feel that con to talk about a woman’s friend like that unless she allows it