(Struggles to maintain my facade.) Umm, well you know those hands in that national soap commercial? They were almost mine by like two guys. And the Stain Be Gone commercial? Well they said I had real promise.

My big break is definitely around the corner. I won't be stuck in neutral for long.

That's when I just have to make my own right? You know make your own destiny? You have the power. That's what I've read.

Why do I feel like the reality bell just got tolled? Surely not. I mean look at me come on. Who wouldn't want this?

Damn autocorrect. Geeeze. Take two. But helpful tip from girl me.

Didn't realize. Applicable but changed.

I agree with that. Girl me is definitely as smart as I am. The world needs all the us it can get. It's our responsibility.

Some of our most easy to recognize assets. Gotta cover all the bases. This could be to much for the world to handle. We may break them.

Or whenever else the poor down trodden decide to try and infect. Today I think we're lucky. Only the more worthy seem to be about. Minus one I see.

I did see a thirsty bubble gum faux princess/prince running about. Doesn't that one know there is only room for one Queen? That'd be you. I know I'd be King C.

Buffy are you lost again? I thought we had the fashion talk last night. (Eyes the outfit.) I see you didn't listen. Because that is a choice.

Kind of like air carbs. I get it. Well then looks like only the worthy are about. And there is a double dose of fabulous to go around.

Well as you would say

Talking to my girl self is therapeutic. It's always going to be a good conversation.

Ouch. You wound me with your insults Buffy. Did it take you a long time to come up with that retort?

I promise only one version of me will advise you at a time. We could take turns. Does this help?

You know I am your guide to the world of fashion. It is my duty to bring you into a soft light that doesn't bring out that thing on your face.

Agreed. Maybe you could advise on makeup. She didn't listen to me last night. Don't know why I bother. I'm just that noble.

I leave girl me to inform you about the thing on your face. I know they probably noticed too.