in America if you’re a white boy they make you play that funky music till you die

creamy salmon pasta and garlic knots

everyone is making fun of her for this but honestly good for her for being the most unlikely person to finally invent the second conservative joke

I used to have a Demeter fragrance library tomato cologne that was absolutely amazing

I should call her

Disney planted this image to MKUltra millennial women into posting feet pics

walked in on my 9-year old watching Hamilton & slapped the remote out of her hand like a parent in an after school special when they find their kid doing drugs

I've fucked trans women and this just made me transphobic

getting a set of these to store and transport my gimps in

me and who

Great Notion's electric headband tart ale

meeting someone who matches ur freak and getting scared and having to go home

playing this fest in Southern Oregon next weekend (we play on 6/20)

Gonna be in Chicago 6/27-7/1 if any Midwest mufos want to meet up & hang

this is such a good travel trip

I only matched so high with LBJ because we're both not scared to hang dong

POV: your wife asks you if you want her to grab anything while she's at the store