pittsburgh penguins FIND YOUR RAGE

why haven’t they thrown that screamer out of the game yet man every blue jays pitch thrown

“ottawa never had the lead for any moment during the entire series” sorry but until you get your loser captain that hates you off your team you aren’t winning anything! trade him for a bag of pucks

Attention Senators fans:

had cease on my fantasy team, plays like shit, trade him to my boyfriend, plays great, boyfriend accidentally drops him the other day so i pick him back up then he pulls this shit today

just found out jamie ding’s jeopardy run came to an end and IM GONNA CRASH OUT

#LONGLIVEJAMIEDING

first jamie ding now the pittsburgh penguins this week SUCKS

i hope the golden knights get run over by the zammoth

they call Connor McDavid “McJesus” not because he is a game changer but because he is suffering for all of our sins and is currently being crucified

can we all agree that the 2025-2026 season of nhl did not count and we should never talk about it again

i usually get really lucky with my DoorDash shoppers but tonight i got cursed with the man shopper (he’s holding the cookies that he ended up refunding instead of substituting)

Welcome to hell you muppet reject

as always its refs v toronto sports teams

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THERES NO FUXKING WAY THEY LET THE LEAFS HAVE FHE FIRST ROUND PICK BRO WHAT IS HAPPENINF

LEAFS WIN THE DRAFT LOTTERY WAS NOT EVEN IN MY REALM OF POSSIBLITIES

7+2+11+12=34 … AM34 leaf for life

i’m sick to my stomach man

playing my boyfriend in fantasy baseball this week.. i’m winning but he has 4 STARTING PITCHERS today. i have 3 starts left for the weekend. pray for me.