FastTrack security still a mess Edinburgh Airport. Dismal, dismal place.

I can't believe that happened to a BMW. World Bollard Association™

Does this look like a composite to you? Nobody in the crowd seems to be looking at the performer—unless something particularly spectacular is happening behind that text box.

declaring myself CEO of the delay slot, which I learned about yesterday, for the first time

At last I've just got hold of a PS5. Isn't installing updates so much fun?

Microservices is the software industry’s most successful confidence scam. It convinces small teams that they are “thinking big” while systematically destroying their ability to move at all. It flatters ambition by weaponizing insecurity: if you’re not running a constellation of

The most significant productivity feature in IntelliJ is on-the-fly code inspection. All the code completion features don't come close.

i am convinced that software devs have a speed problem they think the #1 issues is writing code faster... its not. its fixing the code that is already there to stop being utter garbage (as a garbage code connoisseur) quality is really lacking these days, yet quantity has never

substacks in 2025: - unpacking my trauma by publicly misdiagnosing everyone i dislike - the xfication of y - the quiet violence of men who enjoy hobbies - i reclaimed my power by blocking my dad on venmo - the art of decolonizing my ex’s spotify wrapped - the spiritual cost

New unit just dropped. Power needed to time-travel a DeLorean. Much more convenient than the size of Wales/Olympic swimming pool. heraldscotland.com/news/25723919.…

Earlier today, I had a choice whether to go a bit off-label on a prescription drug. It was remiss of me not to ask X if that was the correct thing to do. Instead, I foolishly consulted with on-shift consultants, who consulted more widely, including my usual consultant. Should I?

explicit dependencies >>>> implicit dependencies

Finally non-programmers are leaving the Software Engineering space by becoming "vibe coders". The Software Engineers can now work in peace while those parasites are destroying the codebases of the Big Tech companies. The cancer industry cannibalizing itself. The future is bright.

what the fuck are all the engineers at atlassian working on confluence doing

Is this new on Google Maps? The thin dirty line of HS2.

Young people should ask themselves if it's worth paying a University thousands of pounds to aggressively lecture you on gender ideology and progressive politics when you could just as easily attend the Edinburgh fringe for a fraction on the price.

Therapists be like.

While you ignore me there are 10 other women ignoring me, don't feel special

Keir Starmer has my full support.

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