the kind of face you’d put in a heart shaped locket forever

would you guys believe me if I said I was a floridian

CANT EVEN RETURN TO TWITTER WITHOUT DAVE. KILLING DAVE AGAIN

Wilson dancing to Carry on Wayward Son by Kansas

I LOVE DENISE BRYSON 😭😭😭😢😢😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭🙁🙁🙁😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭

new ethel cain release tomorrow……. nettles has ruined me…. now apparently we’re getting homecoming (MY FAVORITE) next….. life is beautiful

I miss moriarty…… my genius freak wife….. sighs dreamily

I’m still not over the fact I hallucinated just an entirely white pole in my living room. What could that possibly mean for my brain

oh twist the knife again i'm close

fucking apprehensively

Okay. New ethel cain release was not homecoming. sobbing violently but also cheering just as violently

Currently restricted Twitter access to my iPad because I have no storage on my phone. Help

redownloaded Twitter back on my phone I hope it doesn’t explode

holmes cant be heartless if he has watson's

slamming beers n kissing queers #retweet

Remembered this app exists again. I have been laughing at this gif for two solid days now

how can i make today about vampires

Hello my fellow oomfs. Please cancel KnightlyGent because he is torturing me and ruining my life. Look at this violent message. I can’t believe this behavior from such a close confidant

hello people sorry I forgot about sherlock because my mother has cancer! how are you all doing this fine evening